Itchy And Scratchy

My butt & nuts have been super itchy ever since I got home from my Ureteroscopy on Tuesday.
I can't stop scratching and it feels SOOOOOO good when I do.
There's no sexual pleasure from it, just "Aaahhh that feels soooo good!"
I guess that's okay (it evens out) since when I pee it's still feels like I'm pissing out molten magma (and will be as long as the stent stays in) and god forbid I should need to "adjust" myself (under my clothes) because that damned string hanging out of me is sure to get caught and pulled with the adjustment movement and cause an instant shot of pain overload (it's already happened about a dozen times!)

I Struck It Rich!

I spent all night working on my newest wiener diamonds:

If only they were actually worth anything like real diamonds...